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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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