Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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