Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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