Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dick very happy bro
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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