I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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