I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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