Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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