dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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