Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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