so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i think i just lost a toe
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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