Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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