Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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