have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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