This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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