Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
