Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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