I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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