I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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