somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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