Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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