OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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