I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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