I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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