the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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