is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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