Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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