Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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