If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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