Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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