I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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