I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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