Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Randomize
