i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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