Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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