I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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