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is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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