He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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