You can't motorboat a personality
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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