i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
