Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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