How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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