i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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