windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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