We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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