You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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