Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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