Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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