dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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