I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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