so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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