It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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