fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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