in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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